It’s back! Ameeeeeeerriiiiiiiiican Idol!
Dude were you crying with that first girl?!? They milked that crap! But it was oh so good. I liked how they went old school (Season 1) and really focused on the contestants. Nice touch.
Now the bad people are really dumb. They waited HOURS to be on tv to just suck?!? Stupid!
Line of the night:
Simon: "Jessie, you just murdered 3 songs in a row."
Jessie: (singing) "We…"
Simon: "4."
New drinking game.
Take a drink: Angry tirade.
Take a drink: Curse word tirade.
Take a drink: Simon’s a “insert insult”.
Take a drink: When’s the last time Paula ‘insert insult”.
Denise, aka Crack Baby, did a good job with her song. I haven’t seen Dreamgirls so I will have to see how Jennifer Hudson did it. But I remember Jennifer Holliday from the original Dreamgirls…so we shall see. Good attitude though.
Shakira…er..Paula was not good. She will be gone in Hollywood. She will not make it. And Simon, “keep celebrating.” Such a whore.
Dana, Ingle-Hood, is definitely in love with her boss. He gives her fever. Oh yeah!
Matt, California Dreamin, is going to make many a 13 year old girls fall in love. Pretty eyes, he needs to keep his eyes open. He talks like Matthew Broderick.
GI Jane…not sure yet. I will hold judgement for now. Of course husband, army etc will get in the way somehow.
Sarah, curly haired girl, Final 12 for the girls. But we will learn to hate her.
Moment of the night:
Ryan: Do you think your son has the golden ticket…
The Juggler: F*ck Simon! $#@$%*! #$%@$#%! Paula was so rude! $%@#$%!
(Almost hit Ryan in face with Juggler sticks)
All in all…great first night! Seattle folks look crazy! Can’t wait!
C-ya!
