Auditions - Ep 5

Why can’t Paula keep her butt in the chair?!? CRACK ADDICT!!!!

On with the show:

Erica – my dog actually looked at the window when she hit her notes, or I should say, missed her notes. They try to stop them from continuing to make a fool out of themselves.

Katie aka Helium Balloon was good. Sounded good, when she was not talking. That voice man. Simon’s line, “He’s the man with the twitch.” Love him!

Bernard – is really attractive. I like the texture of his voice. Seemed a little mature for the competition. What the @#$@#$% is up with Paula! Hate her now.

I am not going to comment on Big Bird. Absolutely nothing. Did she just lift her shirt?!? Nothing at all.

Jamie – she will go far. She was off-key at times. I think with training she could better. If they show daddy in the wheelchair, I will scream.

Chris Sligh – LOVE HIM!!!! I am voting him all the way. I am dialing now! Great sense of humor, wit. He was sooooo good. He was nervous but definitely did well. Very versatile voice.

Paula is drunk. Paula missing? Hung over!

Ryan’s line of the night: “Victoria, what brings you hair?” Fool.
This is the first time I truly thought Simon was an ass. But he is real. He doesn’t pull any punches for anyone, no matter if their mother was there. He could have said without the low blow.

Nicole – Paula would have let her through, nasal singer. I liked her voice. I think she has talent. Didn’t she look JUST like chick from Desperate Housewives?!?

Brandi - She sounded better on the tile.

Next season, I do want to see more of the good people. They should at least TRY it and see if it’s good tv.

Anyway, until next week.