Paula needs to follow Lindsay Lohan into rehab. Why do they continue to pretend her behavior is normal?!? Oh well….on with the show.
Jennifer, aka The Hotness…and my new name for her, The Botox, was painful. She should have kept the gum in her mouth. She starts off our drinking game tonight.
Tonight's Drinking Game Tally:
Angry tirade: 2
Curse word tirade: 2
Simon’s a “insert insult”: 5
When’s the last time Paula ‘insert insult”:
Amy, stay at home mom, she has the support of her 6 year old…so go for it! Making life decisions with her kid not her husband? Hmmm….bad sign. They are killing us this year….sob story after sob story and the people are terrible! Add to that, her making a fool of herself on national TV! Camera zoom…won’t leave!!! Ouch!
Darwin, aka Meisha, exactly where did her breasts start and stop?!? The most interesting part was her putting the sign on her chest. It’s really too much. I won’t go into anymore about them…too obvious.
Tommy Daniels, good, but I think it is also because he is different, better than most they had seen in Seattle. I look forward to see him in Hollywood against some of the other guys.
Blake, Mr. Beat Box, I kind of liked him but agreed with Simon...over the top. We want a singer, not necessarily a performer…and a street performer at that. But I am glad they gave him a shot. Dad almost made me cry…so sweet.
I am not going to attempt to type the Indian kids names, how about aka Samji and Simi?
There they go “Shyamali Malakar”. Not to be racist, but why couldn’t Paula pronounce that?!? Don’t she got some Indian in her? I can pronounce Laquandisha. Anyway…she .is definitely going to go far on the cute factor. She is going to have to push herself though.
And now her brother, “Sanjaya”. Cute.. I liked him better too. His voice was smooth, crisp, fresh. And that attitude she threw out there! Watch, it girlfriend. We, the voters will put you in your place.
Rudy, I liked that Venezula style.
So…you think I am going to go there about the 2 BFF’s (Best Friend’s Forever for you non-computer geeks). Well, I’m not. I am only going to say that the first one probably would be compared to 2nd troll from the left in The Leprechaun. Damn! Simon called him a bush baby. So true.
Okay…truth time. They thought they were cool. I think I am cool. Will someone please tell me if I am as bad as them?!? Please!!! How do they NOT know? We will see them again at the finale doing some stupid skit!
Chapman Choo Choo…They bum rushed him! I took pity on him because he obviously had some sort of stroke or Bell’s palsy.
Anna, aka giraffe, was not good enough. She got it because she is tall.
Jordin Sparks, is my absolute favorite so far. Final 12. Between her and the curly haired chick yesterday, the winner, if a girl will have curly hair. And they said that in the gossip pages.
And finally, I absolutely love my co-worker R. G. HOWEVER if his twin was not that last guy at the audition...oh my gosh! R.G. you are way better looking, cooler, normal and an overall great guy. But dude! That was the dark side of YOU!
Until next week....
