Auditions - Ep 3

Frank Byers (cheer coach) – Voice was too affected. He can sing but I agree…cabaret. I love the horn, wah-wah-wah.

Cat fight, rrrraaarreee (see how I did that, the word rare, stretched out is the cat fight sound. Go ahead, try it.)

Timika Sims - She was…hmmm. And those contacts didn’t fit at all! A little creepy.

Chris Rivera – You knew the minute he spoke. Wow! Embarrassing.

Alexis (aka Gums) – The earrings clinging sounded better.

Sundance Head – Very, very good. Strong voice, bravado, can be soulful and a little bit of rocker. I like him. But how long before they shave his chest and beard?

Wandera Hitchye – Are they passing out contacts at the door? They already had a Fantasia. She can sing…but they are right. I probably woudn’t vote for her to be the next idol. She of course proved their point by the angry tirade.

Travis McKinnley – Your own song? BAD sign.

Danielle McCulloch – A blonde Kathleen McPhee. Simon likes her looks. Period.

Christopher McCain – Wasn’t Footloose a dancing movie? ‘nuff said. Good sense of humor though.

Janita Burks - Confidentiality – Confidenciality. New word English teachers. She was dressed just right…if it were a baby got back contest. I thought this was a family show?

Sean Michel (aka Fidel) – Good voice. He will never make it past Hollywood. He seems a little too deep for the show. Uh oh. Okay, I’m sorry…anyone who does, “Superstar!” is not that deep.

Melinda Doolitte – First note she was blowing the house down. Background singers can blow! But that confidence factor is going to kill her. Why she was even concerned that she was THAT good is going to be an issue. Like LaToya London, can’t just be good, gotta have IT.

Robert Lee Holmes – Anyone who talks with their eyes closed….trouble. I think he over annunciates words to get his lips over that cracked tooth? I am going to end this attack of him with a period.

That’s all! C-ya tomorrow!