Day One:
I am broken and I should be the next American Idol. The sad sacks (overweight mom (no way. No, no, no, no way you're going to Hollywood), kid with leg braces (mom was talented) and Star Wars girl (she could sing but way too weird); make this show what it is: Great TV!
Welcome to American Idol! So far this season has been great! I love knowing more about the contestants and the judges are definitely nicer. Simon has been the right amount of mean. I’m not going to go into depth about the performances at this point because it’s just too many and too soon. I have just always wondered how friends can let friends audition for American Idol? ESPECIALLY when they know damn well they can’t sing! I think friends that come to the audition should be interviewed too. Unfortunately they would probably be cursing out the camera like the crazies do in their exit video.
All I know as I am psyched!
Favorite line: If you were Columbo, I would Peter Faulk you.
See ya tomorrow!
Day Two:
Beautiful disaster. How do singers pick songs that directly describe how bad they are?!?
Over singing seems to be popular. Simon’s facial expressions have been great. The personal stories (virginity key (who sucked), nail clippings (who was good), Kyra Sedgewick look-alike (car victim-sounded if she was hit by a car DURING the audition), they make it all worth giving up 4 hours of my life a week (5 with blog!).
I liked the Britney impersonator girl (of course Britney cannot sound nearly that well!). You have to listen to her without looking at her because she is stunning. On that note, where the men at! It seems like it may be a lopsided season. Spoke too soon. Just heard the young republican. I too hope he doesn’t pull a Clay Aiken. I liked him he was cute.
Favorite line: It’s a tie!
1) I would sing so well some time, he would say, like I hate you. Not like, you sing so good I hate you. But like, I really hate you.
2) Well they say love is deaf. Love is blind, Simon.
Until next week....cya!
