This is American Idol. Another day…another round of bad auditions.
First up - unemployed afro puff. He is a perfect example of someone who is not as good as he thinks he is. Nowhere close. Time to find a real j-o-b.
Fix your strap!! Just slide it back on your shoulder. Right there! If you are OCD like me….you know exactly what I’m talking about!
Simon was really, really sweet with that brother and sister team. My dog was howling when she hit those note. But it was really sweet of him. That’s what makes this show so great. Everyone in a while…humanity!
Now I liked Aretha (Big Blue). But you had to not look at her. She was extreme. That was similar to what my hair looked like when I left the beauty shop. Of course when I came in today someone asked if I had been running. No *sshole! It’s hard to recreate what the beautician does! But I digress…. She did switch keys and mess up the lyrics. But I chalked that up to nerves. They didn’t like her from jump street. I wouldn’t have included her on the show because it was just awkward.
This city’s auditions are so painful! But look on the bright side…I may find my true love of the LOST message boards.
Favorite lines: I wouldn’t have been surprised if he broke out a magic trick in the middle of that.
PS. I KNOW I'm skimping on the reviews. But they are all so forgetable at the point. I mean look at my post last week. Not San Diego, but last Wednesday. See that person? Do you even remember what song they sung? Case and point. Good night!
