Top 24 Results Show

There were only 2 good vocals on that train wreck of a group performance, rocker chick and the rocker guy. My Kenny Loggins guy was also good. Mr. Golly Gee Shusks looked extremely silly. He has got to grow up! But it’s over and on to the results.

Welcome to the results show.

Here are the 3 tips you need to watch the results show:

#1: Never go online after 6:00 p.m. on the night of the results. East Coast already knows and the results are splashed across Yahoo and MSN. You may be ok if you stick with Google….but be careful.

#2: Never watch in real time. If you don’t have a DVR yet, get one! Start watching it at least 30 minutes into the show. This will give you the opportunity to fast forward through all the fluff and watch the parts you want.

#3: The goodbye performances are always better than the performance that got the contestant voted off. I don’t know if it’s the nerves or what! But the goodbye performance is usually pretty good.

On to the results:

First Off: Leif Garret…er… Garrett Haley. That was quick! Bravo AI. Finally a quick goodbye. Wow! Did you see the other boys faces?!? They were shocked! That was great. Based on the performance he should be gone. I would have liked to see more of him, but he was not going to be the next AI.

Next: Amy Davis. That was clear. Her performance was painful. And she is the exception to rule #3.

Intermission for Paula’s single. Hmmm….she danced like there was a tomorrow. And tomorrow she was going to get checked in to a facility. Did anyone feel like they were watching Britney Spears on the MTV awards? The temp and energy was definitely low. Now she is 45 years old and a pill popping addict. So the performance fit when you put it under those lens. The song itself was not that bad. I can hear that mixed up at the club. The video had cool effects. But notice Ryan said we are about to see Paula dance…not sing? She sounds about the same as she did 20 years ago.

Back to the show:

Final Girl: Joann Borella. I think that was the right choice. She wasn’t what I thought she was going to be. Her brother (?) looked like he was going to jump off the balcony kick Simon’s butt. The other girls need to stop all the boo hooing. Be respectful and look sad, but don’t go overboard.

Final Guy: Colton Berry. Come on people! If they just threw the sister off…they weren’t gonna through out the brotha. That was not shocking at all. Colton was not that good and we were all shocked that he even made to this stage since he hadn’t had much camera time. I think America got it right.

So down to the Top 20. Everybody better bring it next week. This usually brings better performances because the threat seems so real. Until next week, C-ya!